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	<title>Word Welders &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Across The Bus</title>
		<link>http://www.wordwelders.com/2007/06/24/across-the-bus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a geek by trade, and this is just a silly little rhyme that popped into my head. It doesn&#8217;t make any sense, but maybe it doesn&#8217;t have to. I liked it none the less, so I thought I&#8217;d share. Silicone systems synching bits and bytes across the bus, Dumping data downloads user not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a geek by trade, and this is just a silly little rhyme that popped into my head.  It doesn&#8217;t make any sense, but maybe it doesn&#8217;t have to.  I liked it none the less, so I thought I&#8217;d share.</p>
<p><em>Silicone systems synching bits and bytes across the bus,<br />
Dumping data downloads user not unlike one of us,<br />
Relays regard registers transistors transition types,<br />
Broken busted bent data comes pouring pounding past pipes,<br />
Cpu&#8217;s cogitate copious binary bitstorms,<br />
Drives deliver details while ram resists refuted rest,<br />
Display adapters draw dainty pictures put upon protons,<br />
Animated angles acquired picture pretty photons.</em></p>
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		<title>Humorous Twist On Old School Rhyme</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From some dusty memories of drama class, a twist on Mary Had A Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb, It&#8217;s fleece was black as soot, Everywhere that Mary went, The sooty foot he put. Aah, those were the days!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From some dusty memories of drama class, a twist on Mary Had A Little Lamb</p>
<p><em>Mary had a little lamb,<br />
It&#8217;s fleece was black as soot,<br />
Everywhere that Mary went,<br />
The sooty foot he put.</em></p>
<p>Aah, those were the days! <img src='http://www.wordwelders.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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